I Am The Master Of My Own Destiny... Unless Someone Tells Me Otherwise

I am the creator, the architect, I make my own fate,

The words that I write are the words I dictate.

If I want to fucking swear, then it's my fucking choice.

If I want to praise God then I shall rejoice.

If it's something I want, it's something I'll seize.  .

I'll make my own rules and I will do as I please.
For I am the master of my destiny, to greatness I'll rise. 

Unless, of course, my mum says otherwise......

I'll be on the throne, I'm the king of the castle .

You'll bow below.... you're the dirty wee rascle.

"Pour me my wine, prepare me a feast!"

"Fit for your lord, must be the roast beast."

"Ask your king for mercy, you subordinate, you swine."
Total control, high command, supreme power is mine.
For I am the master of my destiny, to greatness I'll rise.

Unless, of course my wife says otherwise......

I am the skipper, I'm the captain of the ship.

Only I hold the wheel, so tight is my grip.

I plot the course, put the 'X' on the map.

"All hands on deck! Don't give me no crap!"

Far away we're sailing, this hell I'll not miss,

We'll head for golden sands, we'll live a life of bliss.
For I am the master of my destiny, to greatness I'll rise.

Unless, of course my kids say otherwise.....