The Poor Rapper

I'm the poor rapper, ain't got no gold.
My house is empty. It's got mould.
No central heating. It's fucking cold.
Bitch I'm the poor rapper,... but I won't fold.

I got no red Ferrrari, I got no Bentley,
Got no Lamborghini, Ain't got a Hum-V.
Ain't never been, in a limousine,

I gotta blue Rover. It's fuckin' obscene.

I don't pick up hoes, with the top down,
My car's too slow, it slows the traffic down.
Got no Nine-Eleven, no shinin' alloys,
Fuck your Aston Martin, Fuck your Rolls Royce.
Coz I'm the poor rapper, ain't got no gold.
My ride is shit. It got mould.
No central lockin. It's fuckin old.
Bitch I'm the poor rapper,... but I won't fold.

I got no penthouse, Ain't got a mansion.
Ain't got a swimming pool, there's no expansion.
No gym room. No steam room. There's not enough room,
There ain't a lock on the motherfuckin bathroom.
I got no gold taps, no solid oak floors,
No jaccuzzi. No solid oak doors.
There's no conservatory, I gotta patio.
No fuckin tennis court, but I'm still the daddyo,
Coz I'm the poor rapper, ain't got no gold.
My house is shit. It got mould.
No central heatin. It's fucking cold.
Bitch I'm the poor rapper.... but I won't fold.

I got no Gucci sunglasses, ain't got no rolex.
No diamond rings, I gotta Timex.
It tells the time, never runs slow,

It's gotta velcro strap. It's a fuckin' Indiglo.

Got no gold medallions, got no thick chain.

I ain't never been on a private plane.

Was on the Seacat once, went to Stranraer,

Fuck your G6, I'm a fuckin star.

Coz I'm the poor rapper, I got gold.

But it ain't real, it's got green mould.

No bank roll, I'm on the dole.

Bitch I'm the poor rapper.... but I won't fold