An exploration of rhyming words in an alphabetical manner. Part2

As i promised before this time will be words that rhyme with ‘B’, a very worthwhile cause i’m sure you’ll Agree.(plus it will count for c,d,e,g,p,t & v, and if i pretend to be a yank then it also eliminate z)

 So let me think what sounds like ‘B’, starts with ‘B’, hmmmm what could it Be? *knock at the door* perhaps thats my banana fritter & a chicken Curry? aww fuckin hell, it’s the cops at my house, i’ll brb...

....*long pause & muffled voices*, “Look officer i told you, you see, yeah i shot the sheriff but i did not kill the fucking Deputy....” *door shuts* i sit back down to finish my poem as my stomach growls coz it’s still bloody Empty. Whenever the dude eventually brings the food i better get it for Free. The door goes again i jump up, grab the grub, “oh what Glee!”, “thanks you c**nt, ever heard of punctuality??”

.... my shrink wants me to work on my Hostility, Hehe. Aggression’s in all of us though. It’s an Inevitability... .try tellin that one to the fuckin judge & Jury. They’ll lock the cell, throw away the Key..... i’ve got an alibi though, Luckily. “..ehh, officer it was actually shaggy who did it..... It wasn’t Me.”  And i’m sorry for being horrible & rude & acting Nastily, sorry for using an Obscenity, but apart from mr.boombastic, what’s that wanker done for you or me? Let him take the guilty Plea. Then we can all get along in life a little more Quietly?

And you might say “what the hell is he on about? Raving, ranting Ricky.” But i swear i talk sense...sense & Sensibility.

By the way whose turn is it to make the Tea? Certainly not me. i need s..s..some caffeine U..u..urgently as my hands shake V..v..vigorously. It’s becoming harder to type, i neeeed a hit of something, what’ll be? Nicotine? Alcohol? Not dope though...i’ll Whitey. Fuck it, just pass the Xtasy. Only jokin, none for me, i’ll just have the banana fritter, it’s so fucking Yummy.

Right! Time for bed...oh wait! Breaking news for all to hear & see!....apparently Bungle & George used to fuck the other one, can it be?! Oh poor little puppet, poor little Zippy.

RK