Due to extreme boredom & insomnia, I shall explore words that rhyme with 'A', not one letter of the alphabet shall I Betray.
Next will be 'c' for coffee shop/Cafe, beware though...too much sugar in your cappuccino can cause tooth Decay.
As I'm sitting here writing this poem/Essay & my mind starts to unravel & begins to Fray, I think 'Jesus I need to get out, how'd my life get so f**king Grey?' And 'Hey! Jesus! While you're there is there a word rhyming with gay starting with 'i'?' I..say. And I can only think of names for the next two, such as Jay, Jose, Reg & Ronnie Kray.
So should i quit? Leave this poem to Lay? Perhaps I'll try it again on Monday? Nay! I'll finish damn it, I can do it! Okay! ‘Coz quitting is soooo last year, soooo f**king Passé and the sun is shining according to Finlay Quaye.
And soooo f**king what if I used a rude word, what's wrong with bein’ a little Risqué? F**king & cursing are here to Stay.
So I'm nearly done my rhyming exploration for Today, words that rhyme with 'B' will be the next to get Underway. Can't think of 'v' apart from Valet.
'W' is for women, 'hey baby, how much do those puppies Weigh?' wish I had goggles for vision X-ray. and so I'm finished! hurrah, hooray! Oh yes, oh Yeah!
Aww shit forgot about z....p.s. Gamu is probably goin’ back to Zimbabwaaaay
2 comments:
Ha ha! Very good, although I do "disapprove" of some of your rhymes. If you read French Letters, you will know why I would be unhappy with your pronunciations of cafe, passé, risqué and valet. Where I come from [northern England], none of these are pronounced to rhyme with "say".
I do undersatand what you are saying and knew while writing this that some of the rhymes sounded a little desperate. I think about words a lot and play a game in the car with my kids, seeing how far we can get through the alphabet by rhyming words together. However, I do believe regional dialects play a major part in the reading/speaking of words and so the problems arise when someone even 10 miles away attempts to read a poem like this. Thanks for your comment though.
I read French Letters by the way. I must say...
it was A.O.K.
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